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One major section of the Tower Magazine, each year, was the section
called Around the Forms, which was written by the form members
themselves. They contain names that many people will remember.
1959
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1A
On Mr. Clements'
register, Number 7 is Bromage, the top in our exams. Number
9 is Butlin who is famous for his boxing skill.
He is also captain of the first-year rugby team. We
have a group of bird-watchers headed by Brian Cave. The
group includes Markstein, Shaw, Rodhouse, Wills, Adhemar and
Finlay. Our class is full of interesting boys and it would
take all day to tell about them.
A.S.
1B
Our neatest
individual has a sharply-pressed suit and dazzling shoes
(until he reaches the classroom). For a striking contrast,
our laziest boy (whose name I do not mention as I value my
life) has slovenly habits, hair like rusty barbed wire, and
a hobby of concocting strange, unearthly solutions in
bottles. There are also boys who strike a mean between these
two extremes.
A.B.
1C
Our form room is
Room 1 and our form master is Mr. Gibson. In sport, we have
done very well. We managed to beat ID at cross-country but
we lost to them at seven-a-side rugby. In class-work, we
have done fairly well and two of our boys went up to 1B. The
person who has the most sense of humour is Deacon who keeps
our class in a good mood.
R.B.
1D
Firstly, we
congratulate David Bissonet on his promotion to 1C.
We were all sorry to lose him. 1D has quite a
good rugger team and Colin Osborne, Derek Austin, Leonard
McCaughey and David Hawney have all played for the Under
13's. Our best athletes and gymnasts are James Boughton,
Derek Austin, Roger Quennell and Leonard McCaughey
We find General
Science very interesting. We were sorry to lose Mr. Jury,
our Maths teacher, at Easter.
Most of the class likes English. Mr. Crick, our
teacher, lets us record quizzes on the tape recorder. But we
don't like learning poetry. We look forward to Art and Music
periods and enjoy gramophone records and singing songs. In
Art, we have done pottery, lino-cuts, clay models and
paintings.
Our history book, "
The Story of the Ancient World," is very interesting and
deals with the period from the Stone Age to the most modern
Romans. We have had two Geography teachers, Mr. Harris and
Mr. Gibson, and we have studied the county of
Northamptonshire, Ordnance Survey Signs and maps.
M.B.
1F
Room 5, on the
second floor, is occupied by 1F. We are friendly and
talkative and we love sports. A few of us are exceptionally
good-looking but we are not always as good and well-behaved
as we look. Miss Rudling is unfortunate enough to have to
look after such a mischievous form but she is friendly and
helpful and well-liked.
Y.C.
1G
The Needlework Room
is 1G's form room. Most of us are friendly and we are
probably the talking champions of the school.
Margaret Patching and Barbara Wilimott are the best
at Gym and Games. Some of us are fairly brainy like
Christine Harding. Miss Clothier is unlucky to be our form
mistress because we are very talkative as I said before.
Y.B.
2
We live in Room 10
which is on the third floor of the Tower Block. It contains
31 inhabitants and our form teacher is Senor Bamber who
teaches us Spanish.
The form
includes some interesting members in Pat, who only wakes up
in time to eat, and Rosemary who hibernates from time to
time.
J.C.
J.B.
2A
2A's abode is Room
8. The form's main occupation is writing lines or essays
which our teachers always seem to be giving us.
Macready is a mechanical minded menace who is always
thinking up some gadget or other to the discomfort of other
people. The brainiest boy is a bespectacled lad called
Rooke. In this collection of little animals, called a class,
is the Captain of the Under 13 rugger team, and several
other rugger players. The form captain is a tousled little
boy called Brown and in the orchestra is Robertson with a
violin.
R.J., M.K.
2B
In Room 12, there
are 34 pupils-11 girls and 23 boys. Mr. Nokes is our
form-master. The comics of the class are Shaw, Valerie
Titmus and Hawksworth. The best one in the Gym is Kent and
the best one at Games is Asbrey, who is the form captain,
also. The best
sports girl is Pauline Malin.
P.H., R.A.
2C
SPORT
We are proud to say that there are six boys from 2C
in the Under 13 rugby team. Also, there are quite a few 2C
boys who can swim, and we have five boys who entered for the
pole-vaulting in the school sports.
PETS L. Sloan
and P. Murphy both have two rabbits. M. Batt has two white
mice “Snowy" and “Silver". M. McMahon keeps a white hamster.
GOSSIP. J. Hundley
was given a new bike - and didn't we know it! During the
year, we received two new members to the happy band- G. Sims
and L. Smith from 2B.
P.H.
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1
We inhabit Room 7
and we are a very talented lot. Our honourable members
include Stephanie Northover, who won the first year's
handwriting prize; Jennifer Heard, who presented a bouquet
to Miss Madge, the lady speaker on Speech Day; and Susan
Berrill who read the Bible at the Carol Service. At
Christmas, eleven girls performed an interesting dance, some
of us sang in the first year choir, and some of us were in
the School Choir (not forgetting Rosemary Coe and Judith
Betts who puffed away at recorders). Dawn Wilson played the
part of the nurse in the play. Our class contains seven
Susans - if that doesn't confuse the teachers, nothing will.
C.M.G.
1A
Our cell is Room 10
on the fourth floor of the dreaded Tower Block. Littlewood
came top in the exams. Our best swimmer is Barnes and our
best runners are Jackson and Hicks. Our star rugger players
are Haynes, Jackson, Chivers, Barnes and Sanders. Jones,
Stanton and Worrall are all in the choir. Sanders is the
chief comic and Mr. Bamber is our warder.
D.C.
1B
Our form room is
the Music Room and our form master is Mr. Chesters.
We were all very sorry to lose our English and Maths
teachers, Mr. Matthews and Mrs. Delahunty respectively.
We are quite good
at Sport and the lessons we like best are, of course, Games
and P.E., but most of us think General Science is very
interesting.
The class has some very
interesting specimens-including five girls.
H.J.L
1C
Our form inhabits
Room 2 and our form-master is Mr. Crick.
We have two good runners -Stringer and Taylor- and we
are pretty good on the rugger field. Clarkson came top in
the exams.
M.W.W., P.D.B.
2A
Our form's abode is
Room 12 and the form-master is Mr. Smithurst, the gallant
goalkeeper of the Staff's hockey team. Peploe has won many
competitions in singing, Jones is an astronomer, Cave is an
ornithologist and there are others with such hobbies as
swimming, music, cycling and camping. Bromage came top in
all the exams and Smith and Butlin are good rugger players
(both have been captain of their team). Essam is very good
at jumping and sprinting and Bird holds the record for the
junior High Jump.
J.E.E.
2B
Our habitat is the
General Science Laboratory. There are 33 of us, plus two
goldfish and two mice, and also tiddlers and tadpoles in the
season. Mr. Timms is our form-master. Barringer, Brown and
Richardson are our star gymnasts and Barringer is also a
good boxer: he won his bout in the Inter-House Boxing
Competition. Hall came top in the exams and Meakins is our
best songster.
We would like to
congratulate Bissonnet, Bradbury and Nutter on winning
prizes. Barringer, Brown, Hall and England played for the
Under 13 XY. Clayton represented the School in the
Inter-Schools' Cross-Country Championship. John Child built
a wireless set in his spare time. It works!
J.D.I.
I.E.B.
2C
Our domain is Room
1. We have comics such as McDougall and Weller (Sam) and a
good sports' section with such fellows as Fox, Clarke,
Kirby, Boughton and Harris.
A.J.W.
2D
We would like to
congratulate Boyce on coming top of the form. We have quite
a good rugger team and Osborne, D. Johnson, Farmer, Derek
Austin, Pacey, Kelly, and McCormac, have all played for the
Under 13 teams. D. Johnson and McCormac both played for the
School in the Six-a-Side Tournament at Bective.
G.R.P.
2F
We hibernate in the
Art Room amongst abstract masterpieces and complicated
mosaics. Here, under the guidance of Mr. Adams, we develop
such characters as Christine Harding, the comic, and Diane
Guest, a languages expert. Exams are our most dreaded
prospect and, when they are nearing, we are busily engaged
in revising the knowledge we should know (but don't). Still,
at the moment, we are pleasantly free from such anxieties.
V.A.C., S.L.W.
2G
Our room is the
Craft Room and our form-master is Mr. Major. As a form we
have a finger in every pie. We have several would-be
serenading angels in the School Choir and, since the Junior
Dramatics Club started in September, we have had a few
aspiring actresses, some of whom starred in the play in the
Christmas Concert. Unfortunately, only one girl received a
prize on Speech Day, Janet Marriott.
P.E.G.
3
We are patients in
Emergency Ward 5. The Sister on duty is Miss Rudling. Those
of us who suffer from brain-fatigue spend most of the time
sleeping. Audrey Chamberlain is the most out-standing
patient and received a prize on the Hospital Speech Day.
J.M.B.
3A
Our fold is No. 9
and our philosopher and guide is Mr. Hogg, who frequently
terminates our frolics and gambols in the sunshine. Our two
blackest sheep are Brown and Calder, who spend much time
planning and performing experiments calculated to bring
discomfort to their unfortunate victims.
Our form does not
shine at athletics although the majority of us have stronger
leanings in that direction than towards any other side of
schooling. Asbrey is the ablest athlete and R. Jones has
collected as many black eyes in the boxing-ring as he has
donated. In a pen of many dodgers, the one who gets the
least reward for his efforts is Mace. Robertson, who is our
violinist, has a sweet voice and rumour has it that Craddock
is musically gifted. Turner aspires to become a Professor of
English.
N.J.B.C. R.J.
3B
We reside in Room
8, which is open at all times to anyone who dares put a foot
over the threshold. Last year, the Under 14 XV consisted
almost entirely of 3B members, including the captain, S.
Wright. The cricket team had also quite a few members of our
form. Jennifer Thornton excels in most subjects and the
comics are Jackson, Pope and Valerie Titmus.
A. D. S.
3C
3C is a
well-disciplined form under the leadership of R. Nickolls.
We have many rugby players; the most outstanding are
Winkworth, Gregory and McMahon. The other type of football
is often discussed in 3C and its ablest practitioners are
Nickolls, Sloan and Hundley.
H.W.K.
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Our form room is
the Craft Room and our form-master is Mr. Major.
There are 25 of us. Carol Isaacs won the first year
handwriting prize and also came top in the exams. Cynthia
Turner came second and is very talented in drawing. Rosemary
Summerford,
Susan Wright and Marilyn Murray are the songsters of the
class.
C.A.B.
1A
In a neat little
room with a 5 on the door can be found thirty little boys
with angelic faces. If only they were as innocent as they
look! The two angels who shine most in the gym are Foster
and Johnson.
Judd is our best runner. Harrington's halo shines
brighter than any other and he flew highest in the exams.
J.N.W.R.
1B
We inhabit Room 1
and our form-master is Mr. Burgess who, by some phenomenal
act of fate, has survived the last three terms.
We have a few good gymnasts, especially Gordon and
Withers.
Thornton won a cup in the Inter-House Boxing Tournament.
None of us won this year's handwriting prize, but
that was because we wanted to give the other forms a chance.
J.A.N.
1M
This form occupies
Room 7 and consists of eleven girls and twelve boys under
the guidance of Mr. Syer.
Diana Dodge-Johnson is top of the form. Martin Earle
is the Under-12 one-length breast stroke champion of
Northampton.
Some of our girls took part in the Christmas Concert.
J.J.H.
2
Our camp is Room 12
and our 'trail boss ' is Miss Rudling.
For certain
“shifts”, our eight cooks leave us and we are joined
by eight boys from 2AL.
We have many
artists in our midst, including several ballet stars, and
philatelists by the dozen. No-one could say we shine at our
work-the only problem we work at is the hibernation one.
Our sporty types include Susan Cotter, who is a
splendid high-jumper, and Lesley Smith, who is our star
runner. Rosemary Coe is top of the form.
C.M.G.
2
A
Our dwelling in the
General Science Lab contains 31 intelligent pupils under the
fatherly eye of Mr. Timms.
We are very versatile. McLellan and Verity have given
talks to the Science Club; White, Ward, March, Jones and
Verity took part in the Christmas play; Jones, Jackson,
Hubbard, Luck, Morris and Paige have played for the Under 13
team; Verity is in the School Orchestra; and Littlewood,
White, Taylor, Dillon and York have won prizes. Littlewood
came top in the exams.
Out of school,
Littlewood and Civil won awards in the Eisteddfod for
playing the piano, whilst Hanwell, Westley and McLellan
delve into the mysteries of Radio. Cookson was in the
Carnival Parade.
We are the only
form with a form magazine. For 2d. you can read the efforts
of Westley, Jones, MeLellan, Jackson and Verity. Can
we blow our own trumpet? You bet!
M.R.V.
2M
Form 2M occupies
the Music Room and we have six female specimens in the form.
The rest are boys.
Garlick came top in the last exam with Burdett
second. Our best rugger players are Barnes, Chivers, Dorr,
Duff, Giles, Haynes, Snedker, Middleton, Wilkinson and
Wimpress. Barnes is our best swimmer, and Wilkinson the best
sprinter. We were sorry to lose Mr. Chesters but pleased to
welcome Mr. Bertalot.
G.A.G.
2C
Form 2C occupies
Room 2 on the first floor of the Tower Block.
Our form-master, Mr. Crick, keeps the unruly mob in
very good order.
Eleven boys have
played at least once for the Under 13 rugger team. Taylor,
who is the best boxer of the class, won a medal in the
School Boxing Contest. Roden is the comic of the class with
his funny little jokes. The class includes a group of
loco-spotters consisting of Johnson, Forskitt, Bedwell and
Gauld.
R.A.S.
3A
There are many
things to be said both for and against us. Bromage, Shaw and
Hall won prizes on Speech Day. Quite a few of us play for
the Under 14 team, including Butlin, the captain, who led
the team to victory in the Collier Cup. He, and a few
others, have also played for the Under 15 team. There are
quite a few in the form who talk of the other kind of
football and Arthur Smith has played for Northampton Boys'
Team.
M.J.F.
3B
In a lonely outpost
of the Tower, thirty-four boys stand guard over Room 6. Each
pupil has his own story to tell. Half of them live in a
make-believe world. Jim Sullivan acts like a hired
gunslinger, always gunning for the person who invented
French, and George Sullivan thinks that the only people on
earth are Welsh. A certain Mr. Wood takes Horlicks for an
undisturbed sleep during Maths.
P.S.B.
3C
This form report
could be a very lengthy one for, in our room, the Language
Room, there are many things going on behind the closed door.
There is a secret society, the “Boys," led by a character
called Thorneycroft. We have brainy boys, such as Bonham,
who came top in the last examination. Also we have our
athletes: Mills and Kirby are the two runners of the class,
and Clarke, Bell, Harris and Roberts are good performers in
the Pole Vault, Discus and Javelin events.
R. S.
3D
In 3D we have many
different specimens of humanity. There is, for example, Pete
Miller who is scientifically known as 'motorcyclus maniacus'.
Other well-known varieties are Andy Kelly -'the garage
bug'-and Mick Pepper, the pilot who never leaves the ground
(he flies control-line model aircraft).
W e do not exactly
shine at Rugger, but some of those who do sometimes exert
themselves are 'Twink' Austin, Kev McCormac, Andy Kelly and
'Ossie'. But
most of us favour the round ballgame. Johnson and McCormac
have had a trial for the Town Boys' Soccer Team and were
accepted.
Several boys of the
form featured in the gymnastic display in the Christmas
Concert. We congratulate Alcock on coming top of the form.
On Speech Day, G. Churchill had much pleasure in receiving a
progress prize.
R.C.T.
3F
Our form room is
the Art Room where we rest our weary bodies amid paints,
crayons and drawing boards. The walls surrounding our abode
are covered by masterpieces created by some of the would-be
artists in the School.
Mr. Adams is our
form-master and he is trying (unsuccessfully) to turn us
into good-mannered young ladies. We are a very talkative
form; but we all try to work hard (at times). When the exams
come, we all lock ourselves up in our various abodes and
swot. Seven of the Under 15 Hockey Team are in our form and
they come to School in the worst kind of weather to play.
We were sorry to lose some of our classmates at the
end of the last Summer Term.
C. H., R. H.
3G
In this form there
are 34 mischievous girls and we reside in the Geography
Room, where Mrs. Hogg does her best to keep us under
control.
Two girls received
prizes on Speech Day: Sandra Perrin and Janet Marriott, both
of whom came to us from 3F.
Amongst us we have
a few girls who are good at sports. On Sports Day, a few of
our girls who competed were placed.
J.A.G., S.M.R.
4
We contaminate the
Needlework Room which is situated in a perfect position for
sunbathing-when the sun shines.
Our kind psychiatrist is Mrs. Watson, who is also
training us, slowly and painfully, to sew. None of us
particularly like work, but the majority enjoy playing
games-especially rounders, when we have our own rules. The
less said about individual members of our form, the better;
but one thing is common to us all-we love school.
Anita Cawley and
Carol Giles won prizes at our last Sports Day. Anita is also
the brains of the form and is the only one who does not have
to visit our psychiatrist at regular intervals.
Well, we must close now for fear of exerting
ourselves; it is also time for ‘Workers' Playtime’.
J.C.B., M.Y.W.
4A
Our eyrie is Room 9
where we have been under the surveillance of Mr. Hogg for
the last six terms. Our form-master combines the eye of an
eagle with the memory of an elephant; and our past
demeanours are frequently “misused in evidence against us."
Rooke and Farey are
the most academically able boys of the form: it is rumoured
that they have at least one examination's swotting always in
hand. We hear that Pomeroy has expressed a desire to become
an ambulance driver; whilst we applaud his humanitarianism,
we ought to point out that he will certainly have to be a
little less forgetful and much more punctual. Denny, who
will probably enter the Army at the end of the term, will
lose both his long vacation and his lustrous locks.
B.L.B.
4M
Whilst we were in
the third year, our form made many enemies.
Probably it is because of this that we have Mr.
Hartwell for a form-master again this year. We thank him
very much, and would like to take this chance to say how
courageous he is.
The female members
of the form include Lesley Smith and Pauline Malin, who are
good at sports, and several other unlikely characters.
Jennifer Thornton and P. King both received prizes on Speech
Day.
The male population
of the class is mainly part-time and includes the class
vampire and chief comedian, T. Shaw, who will be following
P. Holden into the army. B. Tuckley, S. Wright and R. Kent
are best at games, and the girls excel the boys in all
subjects, except woodwork and metalwork.
We have in our form
an inhabitant of a remote tropical island.
She arrived here one day by mistake and, although her
style of dress was considered somewhat bizarre, we have come
to realise that even tropical islanders can be very nice.
J.T., P. K.
4C
Our form (Room 14)
is the crowning glory of the Tower Block.
Set in the picturesque scenery of ink stains and
chalk dust, we thrive on sport of various varieties. The
football team has, according to its captain, R. Webster, won
seven games in a row. As far as rugby is concerned, we have
eight players who have played, at onetime or another this
year, in the Under 15 team; these are such unlikely
characters as Gregory, George, Winkworth, Harris, Ganley,
Mulcahy, Stewart and Tingley.
G. R. S., P. C. E. G.
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If you search among the pots and clay animals of the Craft
Room, you will find twenty-five apprentice potters under the
watchful eye of master craftswoman, Miss Stroud. Leader of
our Apprentice Potters' Union is Carol Isaacs and at our
union meetings, which, incidentally, occur eight times a
day, Christine Boddington and Pat Major are the chief
spokeswomen. Although we occasionally feel like striking, we
are generally quite pleased with the management of the
workshop.
J.D.
2A
2A abides in the General Science Laboratory among skeletons,
fish, test-tubes, bunsen burners and a forest of other
indescribable objects. Among these you may find twenty-seven
intelligent boys under the stern eye of Mr. Timms. Slinn
came top in the Christmas exams, with Harding and Harrington
second and third. Ten of us were in the Under 13 rugby team:
Horne, Judd, Green, Ireson, Williams, Roberts, Johnson,
Barber, Spring (captain) and Kemp. The athletes in the class
are, Williams, Johnson and Judd. Spring is a keen
ornithologist; Bland and Harrington are in the School Choir,
and Spring and Barringer are ardent phillumenists.
R.W.J.
2B
The scene ... Room 5; the crime ... murder; the criminal ...
Mr. Burgess; the motive ... self preservation; the victims
... 2B. Gough died from an electric shock from his home-made
radio; Ashby and Stewart, the astronomers, died when a star
fell on their heads; Gordon died of laughter when Mr.
Burgess cracked a ruler across a desk and it broke in half.
Foster, the king of 2B, was assassinated. Parker died of
fatigue after coming first in the exams. Page, the aero-modeller,
had his arm pulled off by a high-powered, control-line
model, and the lynching party of train spotters were never
seen again after a day trip to London. As for the rest,
there is a blood-red streak smothering the car-park.
C.R.A.
2M
Amidst tapestries and masterpieces sleep a very contented
band. When they have a mad spell, Martin Botteril, Jack Lear
and Belinda Woodcock excel in athletics, and Hitchcock in a
show of intelligence. The clown of the class is Nigel Davis
who reached the finals of the Boxing Tournament, only to be
beaten by a first year boy. Mr. Adams is, as all form
masters should be, our master-craftsman.
A.G.H.
3
We have twisted away the past year in Room 12 without
wearing out either the linoleum or Mrs. Queenborough! Just
lately we have become more civilised, though an outsider
might not realise it from the various quaint hairstyles that
appear. Jennifer Cansdale and Rosemary Coe gained form
prizes. Susan Harris won second prize in an art competition
and Carol Gibson has written an interesting novel.
The whole class has recently fallen madly in love with Dr.
Kildare, except for a few who prefer Northampton Romeos.
J.K.H.
3A
At the beginning of the school year, worried officials
decided, in sheer desperation, to cast us into the remote
and dark dungeon of S1 with Mr. Wailer -who was the only
warder with enough courage to take us on.
The intellectuals of the form are Littlewood and Taylor;
Jones and Luck are good rugby players; Jackson and Daley are
our athletes, and Snedker is our gymnast.
M.V.,
R.F.B., C.H.
3C
We inhabit Room 7 although, for many of us, Room 2 seems
more like home. Our warder is Mr. Meadows. Stringer, with
many others from the form, shines at sport; two of our
inmates won prizes at the School Speech Day. Most of us
still like to spend the day sleeping.
R.D.
3M
In Cell 6 of the dreaded Tower Block there are thirty-two of
us doing twelve months hard (academic) labour. We hope
Poynton escaped successfully to Hong Kong, and welcome our
new member, Currie.
Our chief warder, Mr. Chater, controls us with a firm but
fatherly hand, and we voted R. Barnes as form captain, but
sometimes wish we hadn't. We are proud of our sporting
element; Paige, Wimpress, Dorr, Duff, Hubbard and Giles, who
play in the Under 15 Rugger Team.
Amongst our members is a minority of six specimens of the
opposite sex, who brighten the monotony of our lives. We are
glad they are becoming obedient and punctual as their
attitude to this has puzzled us, and, anyway, it upsets our
chief warder, which is bad for all of us.
M.W.
4A
There are thirty-one boys in our form, which is based in
Room 10. Many of us do well at sport; nine of the Under-15
rugby team are members of the class and we also boast five
of the six-a-side soccer team which won the Manfield Hotspur
Cup, five of the basket ball team and seven members of the
cricket teams. Others in the form have outside hobbies. Cave
is an ornithologist and Chillingsworth, Warren and Wills
obtain joy at hanging worms without a trial, just so that
they can catch two or three little fish which they
immediately throw back. In the academic field, Bromage still
reigns supreme champion.
P. F.
4B
This outpost (Room 14) of the Tower is manned mainly by a
company of morons who search Olde English Engine Sheds in
search of elusive engine-numbers. They are kept under
observation by the suspicious eye of Mr. Hill. Included in
their midst are a fanatical Welshman, who thinks that
anthracite and leeks are the only things worth living for,
and Whiteman, England, Sullivan and Kirby-the only rugger
types, as the rest of the form are always tired after
walking up 498 steps every day. All their futures are
settled; they have agreed to join the Communist Party.
P. R. M.,
P. S. B.
4C
Our form may look unruly, but most of us have some
inclination to work, mainly in short spasms prior to exams.
We dwell in the Language Room with our Form Master, Mr.
Fellowes.
We have some good athletes, such as Thorneycroft, Bell and
Harris. Clarke set up a new pole-vault record of 8'-7".
There are some strange characters, one of whom is almost a
walking juke-box. The Brain of the class is Hawney, who came
top in the Christmas exams.
M. E., C.
C.
4D
If you force your way into Room 11, you will find yourself
with 4D. Most of the class are keen footballers and always
watch the 'Cobblers'. Kelley and Farmer played for the Under
15 rugger team and Johnson and Osborne played for the school
six-a-side tournament at Bective. 'Enoch' Buthee is the
bright lad of the form., Deacons, Thake, Kelly and Miller
are the motorbike enthusiasts. The class mascot is Marks who
is a keen train-spotter.
D. J., A.
K.
4F
Our form, a beautiful bunch of flowers, lives in the
Needlework Room, amid smells from the Chemistry Lab. and the
Kitchen. Despite our constant appearance of tiredness we
take quite a large part in school life. We boast ten of the
school's twenty-two hockey team and players and several of
us belong to the Tennis Club. Our 'bright spark' is Suzanne
Withington who, with Judith Merrirnan, won a prize on Speech
Day.
K.A., J.G.,
M.E.E., J.H.
4G
We are still in the Geography Room under Mrs. Hoggs' charge
and remain a thorn in the side of the Staff. In an endeavour
to get rid of some of us, Mr. Bamber tried to leave us in
Spain but, unfortunately, all who went returned safely. Six
girls took part in the Sports, and Margaret Patching and
Tina Lilley won prizes at Speech Day. Seven girls have left
since September, and two more, Carol Wilson and Sheila
Markie, plan to leave in July, to go into Hairdressing.
P. G.
5
We thirty-four darlings occupy Room 15 which, being the
'Room at the Top', keeps us in trim. We are divided into the
Commerce Section (with fingers glued to the typewriter keys,
which make a melodious (?) sound) and the Grammar Section
(which is the most gifted academically (?). We spend almost
all our time in front of mirrors, trying, in vain, to keep
up with the latest hair-styles, which we maintain and
protect with school hats. We have a Sports Day cup-winner, a
Judo enthusiast, many budding typists and a few Florence
Nightingales in our form.
S.W.
5A
For sale. One very high-class form with built-in
mathematical genius and all-round athlete for form-master
and such amenities as Dayies, our cockney friend. Part-time
schoolboy, Else, in violation of all Union Rules, is now
working a three-day-week. Straight from Savile Row, there is
Shipman, elegantly dressed in his Co-op jeans and ex-Navy
duffle coat. On the economic front we have Barry Druker who
is a potential Friendly Loan Company Manager. Resident
play-boy is Farey who has a carefree, happy-go-lucky
attitude to his work and leads the 'bad element' of the
class. Admirers of our form will be delighted to know that
it will remain virtually intact next year, ready, once
again, to mount the stairs of learning.
R.J.,
B.L.B.
5C
Our form room is the Drawing Office; our form-master,
Mr.Clarke. Many of us play a great deal of soccer-some
playing for local youth teams. George, Harris and Winkworth
are all members of the First Rugger XV, and Tingley plays
basketball for Mobbs House. A number are highly successful
athletes.
Six boys are stopping on next year to further their
education in the Sixth Form.
R. H., G.
S.
5M
Up in room 8, we had, until Christmas, when our
electrically-minded menace Macready left us, twenty-seven
bodies. Nine of these are of the fairer sex, one of them
training for Epsom. Our form beauty, Diane Fellowes, was
given that title by our form master, Mr. Hartwell. Among the
boys we have two part-timers, and one who does not come.
There is also a collection of weird nicknames: 'Piff', '
Gaz', 'Angus', 'Camel', 'Bouncer' and 'The Scarf '!
Top of the form was Jennifer Thornton; Foley is taking the
most G.C.E's. At Speech Day, Astley, Gillian Bull and J.
Thornton received prizes. In the school Rugby team we had
Wright, Tuckley and Mawby. We also have a few footballers in
the class, who play for Northampton Trinity: Timms, Heath,
Astley, Kent, King and Goodman.
J. M.
6R
We must be the most enterprising form in the whole of the
School's history. So far we have had: two money lending
companies; one lonely hearts bureau; a shove-halfpenny
league, won by Brabbins, who kindly donated the cup; one pet
spider (Treganaria Atrica) commonly known as "Fred"; and
last and by all means least, five prefects.
The genii of 6R, who are too modest to mention that their
names are Clements, Mason and Gibbons, are the organisers of
the form's notorious exploits. The most brilliant, handsome,
popular member of the class is Yerkess, who has just pinned
us to the wall with an intricate piece of pickaxe throwing.
McDonald (who wishes to remain anonymous) is perhaps our
most cultured member, being called upon several times to
give his rendering of hymns in Assembly.
In conclusion, a few words about Mr. Linnel, who is the best
(and only) form teacher that the present 6R has had.
R.L.C.,
B.G.
LOWER
SIXTH MODERN, TECHNICAL, ETC.
The class consists of ten pupils - three boys and seven
girls - and generally resides in Room 13, which has not, as
yet, proved unlucky. V. Rhoades and V. Humber are the most
athletic girls but P. Dickens also has held records for
certain events on Sports Day. V. Humber is captain of the
Hockey Team, in which V. Rhoades, who gained a cup on Sports
Day, also plays. P. Thomas is captain of the School Rugby
Team. F. Palmer is the musician of the form and plays the
clarinet with a number of orchestras. E. Merry and L. Rixon
are the domestic 'bods' of the form and specialize in boiled
water. We are all presided over and kept in trim by
Mr.Meldrum, who finds the task never-ending.
L. C. R.
LOWER
SIXTH SCIENCE
Having suffered the unfortunate loss of Messrs. Bamford and
Tilson, who left us to pursue some sordid pastime called
work, we are seventeen. Among us, we have such oddities as:
Algy Roberts, who spends most of his time modelling for
scissor-shy barbers; Roger Barnes, who could be found
standing on Hyde Park Corner, in the middle of December,
campaigning for brighter cricket; George Brutnall, the radio
fanatic who lives in a world of double diodes, rectifiers
and tuning condensers; and Johnny Tero, the brains of the
form, who does extremely well in exams, and even managed to
fiddle four medals on Sports Day.
We are kept in order by Mr. Guffog, whose Bilko-style
wise-cracks are sometimes appreciated.
A.W.M.
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1963 Edition
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1
Form 1 has started
well, by collecting only one detention in the whole
year! This gives many people the wrong impression.
Besides being lazy, we are said to be very talkative and
are always being told off. J. Wimpress is the brains of
the form and P. Quennell our main sportswoman, nearly
all of us being average brain machines. Most of the
class went to a Choir Festival at Doddridge Church with
Mr. Baker.
A.K.B., B.J.C.,
P.C.G.
1K
Our den is in Room 4,
where we are under the administration of our keeper, Mr.
Holland. One of the residents is Andrews, the sleepy
dormouse; we have also an aviary with a Crane and a
Partridge.
1R
There are 28 boys in
our form, in Room 3. We hold the record of detentions
over 1K and 1S. Mr. Strickland is our form-master and
supervises us with an expert hand. The brains of the
form is Reljic. Last year, our form had six members in
the Ist Year Rugby Team. Dun is our main chinwagger, but
we all contribute to the practically ceaseless noise
from the form. I. Jesson, J. Smith and others won boxing
medals for us. The winning 1st Year Relay Team consisted
wholly of boys from 1R.
1S
Our form room is the
Craft Room and twenty-seven of us dwell there under the
strict eye of Mr. Rayton. The brains are firmly fixed in
the heads of Clarke and Harcourt, Clarke coming top in
the Christmas examinations. Harcourt missed two weeks of
hard academic labour by moving house from Nuneaton to
Northampton, but he soon settled down to our routine.
Our best at gym are Meakins and Metcalf.
J.P.
2
In Room 2 are 32
charming (?) girls. The brain of the form is Jane Pendle
who came top in Languages. We have a few star athletes,
Susan Adams being the brightest. Lynne Taylor and
Barbara Lund were chosen for the Under-14 Rounders Team.
Some of us took part in the dancing at the Christmas
concert and some were chosen for the play. Mr. Bamber
tries to turn us into well-spoken demoiselles.
L.T., S.l., D.M.
2K
The noisy 2K abide in
the Language Room where they were joined in November by
Craig, who came from Portsmouth. Pearson is the clever
boy who, it is predicted, will come top again in the
summer exams. Gilkes, Sketchley, Craig, Welch and
Thompson do most of the annoying. Richardson asks the
stupid questions. Pearson is our best athlete.
2R
Room 5 is our
unlicensed betting den. Here, the roulette wheel is
turned by M. B ..... S. We have a high opinion of
ourselves, although one member of staff calls us "
rubbish." 2S In the Summer Term, 1S learned that they
were being condemned to S1 (as 2S) with Mr. Wailer as
our depressed warden. Amongst wood, stage-props and
cobwebs you will find "Spook", "Pimple", "Pongo", "Gubbs",
"Mac", "Shad", "Steptoe" and "Shackles". We have a
"Welsh leek", who is always raving for self-government
for Wales, and "Jock" who knows nothing except what
haggis is made of. Our only defence is one bent cannon,
three pistols, one broom, and two tins of coke.
R. R.
L.S.
3A
Our form spends its time in Room 6, where we are
governed by Mr. Bamber. We have a few athletes in the
class, including 16 boys who have played for one of the
School's rugby teams at one time or another. Foster,
Johnson, Judd, Williams, Hall and Collyer were in the
School Sports, and many boys were in last year's
Under-13 Cricket Team. The members of our little band
have varied interests. Stuart is keen on photography,
Barringer is an experienced philumenist, Foster is keen
on cycling, and many boys enjoy fishing.
J.N.
3B
Our form comes from the depths of the Engineering Lab.,
and are supervised by Mr. Chater. Withers and Gordon
shine in the Gym, and Gough is the most brilliant in
academic work. Annison is always trying to get a
political party in power that will cheapen motorcycles
and, most important, give wages to the poor, hard-worked
schoolboy. We all support him.
C.R.
3M
Outside the Art Room (sometimes inside) reside 10 female
artists and 12 male layabouts. Wendy Quick received a
prize on Speech Day, and four of our girls are in the
rounders team. Botterill and Lear, if they feel
inclined, excel in athletics, and so did Belinda
Woodcock, but she left us at Christmas. Davis is the
best boxer. We also have a few musicians: Warwick plays
the guitar; Julie Pettitt plays the violin; and Hall is
a choirboy. 3M is quite a mixture!
S.E.P.
4A
Our form is still basically the same as last year's, but
we have lost Horne to the outside world, and gained
Heginbotham, a lofty six-footer from Staffordshire.
Our, form room, Room 10, accommodated some of us in the
first year, but those times are but a distant memory as
we speed ontowards the looming G.C.E. year. On the
academic side, Littlewood and Taylor still emerge as
champions, having won prizes for the third year running.
On the more energetic side, Snedker, Jones, Luck,
Jackson and Daly employ their skills to good effect in
the gymnasium, on the rugger field and on the sports
field. On the debit side, however ............
(censored).
M.R.V.
4
This year we are stationed in the Geography Room with
Mrs. Hogg. As this means carrying books around all day,
because we never have lessons there, we do not enjoy it
very much. Five girls left us at Christmas, and I must
say we are sometimes slightly envious of their
independence. Two or three of us won prizes on Speech
Day, and others were involved in the events of Sports
Day. During the Easter Holidays, four girls went with
the school trip to Germany, and three on the trip to
Switzerland. From sundry remarks, and giggles they still
have occasionally, they seem to have enjoyed
them-selves. Next year we face the G.C.E. As we have
worked hard this year, we should not be worried.
J.K.H.
4M
Twenty-six boys and six girls were allotted places in
Room 8, in September, 1962. Since then, one girl, Linda
Westley, has left. We think that our contribution to the
school rugger team is out-standing, eight boys-Barnes,
Cookson, Currie, Dorr, Duff, Middleton, Paige and
Wimpress having played. Four boys have played cricket
for the School team this season. They are Duff, Giles,
Paige and Wimpress. In addition to these achievements,
seven boys have taken part in the school play, "
Androcles and the Lion." Dorr helped with the sound
effects and our form master, Mr. Hill, was one of the
co-producers.
A.M.M.
4C
The interests of 4C lie in many different fields.
Stringer, who has run for the County, won the Hurdles
event in the Inter-School Sports. The rugby team has
taken the field with as many as six 4C members and the
cricket team with four. Hobbies vary from train-spotting
to collecting Elvis Presley records. The clan gathers in
Room 9 before school lessons begin, at which we all work
very hard, of course.
D.C.
5A
Sandwiched between the Domestic Science Room and the
Chemistry Laboratory, we are tormented by appetising or
ominous smells. At the time of going to press, we are
applying ourselves to desperate last-minute revision for
the examinations.
The scholastic champion of the form is G. Bromage; D.
Butlin, A. Smith, B. Hall and M. Wills are good
cricketers, and R. Bierton, P. Shaw and D. Jones are
keen on Judo. D. Butlin, P. Shaw, T.Peploe, M. Adhemar
and B. Bird all played in the 1st XV, and J.Davies and
P. Essam again represented the School in the
Inter-Schools Swimming and Athletics meetings. We have a
keen fisherman in P. Chillingsworth and three
ornithologists in B. Cave, R. Warren and M. Wills. B.
Bird is our entertainer, keeping us happy throughout
each tedious term. On reflection, you could say that we
have not three, but thirty Bird-Watchers.
P.S. J.C.
5B
Ejected from Room 14, we now reside in Room 12, under
the iron rule of that ace historian and economist, Mr.
Hartwell. On the whole, we are a lively form, and many
of us have been press-ganged into the Second Rugby XV.
It is a very little known fact, if not a closely guarded
secret, that there is some intelligence in the form. For
the gifted few, a happy future is assured.
R.B.
5C
We lost Dimmock at Christmas, but the twenty-four of us
remaining have carried on the good work. It was a
moderate year for us in sport, the only outstanding
achievements being Clarke's new record in the Pole-Vault
and Clayton's barefoot win in the Mile. Cork, our
budding Van Gogh, took the part of Spintho in "Androcles
and the Lion". Our form is, regrettably, nearing its
end, as the majority of us are leaving at the end of
term to go out and make our marks in the world.
M.J.E.
5D
Here, in room 11, over the continuous chanting of
"Cobblers, Cobblers," the voice of authority is heard,
as Mr. Grimshaw, our form master, tries to explain that
our school day has to begin. After hearing from Cassius
Farmer we are ready to start the day. In the Inter-House
Cross-Country, Osborne finished a worthy second and, on
Speech Day, G. Churchill, J. Groves, and A. Markes won
prizes.
T.R.A.I.N.E.R.
5F
We are an ambitious lot and always get what we want,
which is why we will all pass our G.C.E.'s, with the
help, of course, of Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound and
Angus (our Scottie dog), who are our form mascots. We
are very proud of Christine Harding who won a cup on
Sports Day for obtaining the most points for her house.
Five of our form have been made temporary prefects, but
we are not so proud of them.
Our interests are many, and range from ploughing the
fields and scattering with the " Young Farmers " to
watching football in the pouring rain.
L.M.
5G
The form is a mixture of round-shouldered,
twisted-fingered, shorthand typists and a herd of
highly-educated book-worms.
Six beautiful belles and the Northamptonshire Cricket
Bat (Sorry, Cricket Queen) joined 5G from 5F and they
make a lively addition to the form.
Sandra Perrin and Sandra Glover are in the Hockey Team,
and several girls won prizes on Speech Day. Apart from
that, no one has achieved anything outstanding, much to
the dismay of Mrs. Taylor who had high hopes for us.
I. W., M. E.
6R
Sue Crouch, Sue Crouch lend us your black mare,
All along, down along, down in S2.
To see the Six-R-Ites who congregate there,
There's Tom Smith, Pez Finney, Piff King, Pete Crofts,
Geoff Line, Prof. Roy, Brian Betts, Chris Whitney,
And Uncle J. Linnell and all,
And Uncle J. Linnell and all.
Six R, Six R, what happens in form?
All along, down along, down in S2.
Things often occur so far from the norm.
There's riots and mob scenes, explosions and floods,
And ginger beer brewing and all,
And ginger beer brewing and all.
In spite of these dangers we all are contented,
All along, down along, down in S2.
Our efforts in class have we never relented,
Not Trog Morrison, Zoe Hutchins, David West, Hughie
Davies,
Harvey Knight, Richard Randerson, Paul Scott-Evans.
Nor Uncle J. Linnell and all.
Nor Uncle J. Linnell and all.
P.C.
6LS
Distilled mainly from the remnants of last year's
infamous 5A, this year's 6LS presents a somewhat motley
selection of potential scientists. Heading the form's
honours list we have Roderick Farey -voted "Most
Officious Prefect of the Year " by his 4th and 5th form
supporters. Shipman spends most of his school-life in
the Dark Room and may sometimes be seen, on emerging,
pale and red-eyed, blinking in the strong daylight.
Robertson and Calder are at the moment rebuilding an old
car, but the amount of money they spend on it is,
unfortunately, inversely proportional to the chance of
it ever starting again. Foley is our greatest security
risk.
In order that our education shall not be confined
strictly to school work, two of our masters include
cultured diversions in their lessons. Mr. Newell
specializes in Welsh philosophy, whilst Mr.Howard
lectures us on Turkish and French proverbs, and Georgian
noblemen.
R.J.
6LM
'Tis strange that on our class they frown
And on our genii look down,
For though our time we spend in jest,
We are in quality-the best.
When asked which book he likes the most,
Young Jones grows pale, just like a ghost,
Then in his desk his hands do grope,
Then comes his answer-" Why, 'tis Pope!
"Take Druker too (don't ask me where)
Whose satire causes mass despair:
If Druker is of us the Sage,
What are the prospects for our age?
Loud laughter fills the obedient air
-'Tis Ginns'-he's just seen "Yogi Bear".
Our class is proficiently looked after
By one long-suffering form-master.
For Mr. Meldrum we all pray
That we won't send his hair too grey.
F.G.P.
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1964 Edition
For some reason, there was no Around the Forms in the 1964 edition
of the magazine
1965 Edition
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2
We have had a busy time writing letters during the year.
Mr. Meldrum arranged for us to correspond with French
school children, and some of us have also been writing
to physically handicapped girls at a Shaftsbury Society
home in Wiltshire. These girls have difficulty in
writing, but we have received some delightful letters
from them which have given us great pleasure, and we are
very impressed by the cheerful way in which they try to
overcome their difficulties.
Several girls in our form have taken part in various
activities. Three girls went to Longtown last summer,
and had a wonderful time pony trekking, canoeing and
walking. Before the end of the year, others will have
taken part in games and athletic meetings with other
schools, and in the Doddridge Festival.
2K
Why not visit 2K's 'stately room' on the second floor?
This magnificent home, with its Chippendale chairs and
Hepplewhite desks, is in immaculate condition, at least
until the 28 inhabitants arrive, and then Mr. Little has
his work cut out. Come and see Peach, the human
computer, Murray and Richards, the great athletes, and
many others whose names are indelibly inscribed in the
roll of honour (detention book).
2R
The general attitude of the class can be summed up by
the equation:-
2R-t=R
or 2R-teacher = Riot
Boyce is our very efficient look-out who, standing at
the door manages to give equal observation to the lift,
stairs and corridor simultaneously.
We have many excellent sportsmen in our class including
Swingler, who won three medals on sports day, and
Haycock, who captained the successful six-a-side
football team.
Our form room is Room 6 and we are gently guided by Mr.
Strickland.
J.P., J.W., J.M.
2S
As the occupants of Room 7 we have had the distinction
of having had three form masters since the year began.
Messrs. Clarke & Williams began the year as joint form
masters, but the task being too great for them, they
delegated this duty to " Iron-man " Mr. H. D. Smith.
This year's Under 13 rugby team won the town shield, and
we have had no less than 10 people from our form playing
for that team. We also have G. J. Perry who came top of
the whole second year, in the Christmas examinations.
3
There
are thirty-two Mona Lisas among the paints and palettes
of the Art Room, but usually it is thirty-one, one being
on the register of 3R. We have others who are in theory
members of 3K, 3S, 4R and4K. We have six girls who are
the cream of the school choir, and we also possess the
"Fish Spread Trio." Anita and Jennifer are the brains of
the form, which does not mean that the rest of us
haven't any! Sue Hadley is our best netball player and
Pauline White jumped a record height of four feet four
inches in the high jump. We had members in the school
hockey and netball teams, and this summer we have
members in the tennis and rounders teams also. Shears,
of 3R, is the form's mascot, comment from Miss Davies: "
So that's why he doesn't cut his hair."
A.D.B.
3R
The
number of occupants of our form has fluctuated between28
and 25 this year and at present stands at 26, out latest
arrival having had insufficient time to settle in
properly yet. Mr. Price keeps a fatherly eye on us in
the Language Room (when we are there). We have several
sportsmen who have represented the school at Rugby,
athletics, and cricket. Speech day brought prizes for B.
Berwick and S. Reljic, which proves we have academic
talent also.
P.G.,
S.M.
3K
The
Craft Room is our form room. Mr. Meakins, our form
master, drops in occasionally for a visit, and to take
registration. There are 27 boys, one of whom, Botterill,
spends most of his time next door with form 3. Ben ('the
yank') Levine came for a holiday in the 2nd year and
liked it so much that he decided to stay; so we're stuck
with him. The greatest athlete is Crane who was captain
of the Under 14 Rugby Team, while the academic honours
are taken by Stevens and Belgrove.
B.L.,
N.P., F.B., J.S.
3S
In
courtroom W1, workshop corridor, under the watchful eye
of Mr. 'Justice ' Grimshaw you will find us. We are of
average brain and intelligence although our learned
tutor has told us that we are in need of a strong hand
to control rabble such as we. Naturally we take it as an
insult and injury to our delicate bodies and our noble
pride. Our pride comes in the form of 6 first team rugby
players, among these we have 2 town players. Also we
have 5 of last years under 13 cricket team. Individuals
also have represented the school at swimming, cross
country and athletics. For nearly 3 years the brains of
the form have been fixed in the head of Clarke. Many of
the class have hobbies of various kinds. Pop music
figures well in the minds of most, with Bob Dylan and
Donovan fans arguing who is the best folk singer.
Stamp-collectors, fishermen and, last but not least,
Casanovas all help to make up such a great, superb
form.
4
Last
September 32 neat, well-mannered girls were placed in
the isolation of the music room under the command of
Miss Perkins. The strain of school-life forced M.
Shelton and J. Marshall to leave us at Easter. Many
members of our form are in school teams, and we have two
team captains in our midst, S. McMahon - Netball, and M.
Martin - Hockey. Some hoped to shatter the glass doors
of our prison by singing in "Iolanthe" at Christmas, and
though unsuccessful in this, they did enjoy themselves.
A. Bennie and J. Pendle received prizes at Speech Day,
and S. Adams won a medal on Sports Day. The form mascot
is Fred Gonk, who sleeps uncomplainingly in the Music
stockroom.
J.L.'
L.S.
4R
4R is a
cosmopolitan form, ranging from the studious to the
frivolous. Our abode is the Drawing Office and we reside
therein under the fatherly eye of Mr. Linnell. Many of
us do well at sport; eight of the Under 1 5 rugby team
are members of the class and we also have Slinn, who was
chosen to play for the County Rugby Team. Our form is
still basically the same as last year's, but we lost
Lambley at Easter to the outside world, and gained
Wright, "a rart one", from Lancashire.
4K
I have
penetrated this den of vice and intrigue, where the
finest selection of scatterbrain scientists, bilingual
chatter-boxes, and criminal technicians enjoy their
privacy, (until our kindly Mr.Fellowes strides in
causing a silence only broken by Thomson's crackle,
called laughter). At the same time that Sketchley smirks
at his latest game and Savage raves about Sandie Shaw,
Edmunds empties his desks, (this greedy fellow has two),
into his case, and Cane gives his hair a final brush
(for the tenth time).
5
Among the cotton
trees, pin-palms and organdie flowers of the Congo Basin
(Needlework Room) dwell thirty female cannibals. As the
morning drums beat out their wild tattoo, Marilyn
Murray, Christine Boddington and Margaret Crawley do
energetic war-dances among the palm trees, whilst our
prize-winners (Janet Baucutt, Judith MacNally, Karen
Buckly, Jane Draper and Jillian Rose) sit smugly outside
their huts airing their brains. During the last exams in
Witchcraft, (Human Anatomy) twelve of our members
managed to obtain 'O' level passes. As the call of the
drums becomes more urgent our warriors go their separate
ways into the forest of knowledge, some to science, some
to language, but every evening sees us together once
more round the tribal stewpot.
C.J.
5A
With 'O' levels
looming ominously before us, we twice daily laboriously
climb the stairs to Room 10 and Mr. Jones, our minds
weighed down with mighty thoughts and pessimism. Our
quartet of intellectual attainment, Floyd, Newton, Slinn
and Gough have comparatively little to worry about, but
we remaining lesser beings have.
We have a number of
people who indulge in competitive sports in a frustrated
attempt at blurring their view of inevitable Doom.
6LG
From last year's fifth
form 18 girls returned and were joined by 5 fourth years
to compose our form as it is today; 23 hard-working,
intelligent students? Eleven of us are permanently
chained to the desks in Room 15, amid the smell of oil,
chalk, and the noise of typewriter keys and broken
pencils.
Meanwhile the rest of
the form are engaged in activities ranging from Cookery
to Chemistry to Economics.
We are guided, guarded
and goaded by Miss Hall our ever patient form-mistress
who seems to bear up well under the circumstances.
V.M., J.C.
6US
This eccentric,
exclusive, egoistic and elusive entity came into
existence following an unforeseen chain of events. Upon
the discovery of such a vast and various assortment of
potential scientists in one body, diversification set
in. This may explain, contrary to popular opinion that
we exist rarely as one body, united in science, but
rather as liberally distributed infiltrators into other
facets of school life.
However, culturewise,
(pardon the Americanism), we do not suffer too severely
since our four Geographers arouse sporadic interest in
fields beyond the realms of Laser Beams, electron
microscopes and other extravaganza.
There is also no
foundation for the rumour that certain anti-Government
aerodynamicists and members of 6UT are establishing a
TSR-2 production line in the School Workshops.
Future prospects
appear to be further education for our members, reading
for science degrees, and following other worthwhile
pursuits (emigration to America?).
J.A.C.
6UT
This is the Annual
Report for 1965 issued by the Chairman of the Company J.
D. Ingham and witnessed by J. Boughton (Managing
Director) and Geoff Wooley (tea-boy, lawyer, undertaker,
chief cook and bottle-washer).
After spending our
first year in the Junior Department of the sixth form in
S2, we amalgamated with 6LS to form 6US-UT Group of
Companies, under the management of Mr. L. W. Timms. Our
new premises are now the Physics Lab. All cheques and
postal orders should be made payable to J. D. Ingham.
After 7 years at this
establishment we are about to go into voluntary
liquidation (on our lawyer's advice) and retire. Before
we go however, we would like to thank all the Branch
Managers for their unfailing help during our stay here.
J.D.I.
6LM
In September 1964, 75
fresh faced, ex-fifth formers met in the school hall to
decide which "A" level subjects they would take.
As a result of the ensuing deliberations, 26 of
that number eventually found themselves in Room 12 under
the scholarly and sagacious eye of Mr. E. G. Bennett.
Since then, the 26
have aged and three people have left us. Two have disappeared and the third N. Lack, has joined the
Police Force (traitor!!). A few of our numbers have
managed, despite the academic drudgery, to excel on the
sports field, and J. C. Giles has represented the school
at rugby and, with C. J. Hicks, at cricket. We are also honoured to have two budding pianists resident
with us; namely V. S. Meakins and R. P. Jones, who
occasionally relieve Mr. Baker's aching hands on the
pianoforte at Morning Assembly.
A.M.M.
6LT
Included in 6LM is a
small group of four boys, White, Bailey, Bream and
Hubbard by name, taking technical drawing, woodwork and
metalwork under the guidance of Messrs. Clarke and
Linnell.
This group proudly calls itself 6LT and claims to be
entirely independent from 6LM, and, if they have their
way, the situation will remain thus.
I.J.W.
6LS
6LS is composed of the
cast-offs of last year's 5A, and of a large number of "furriners",
who speak in incomprehensible, heathen tongues. Our
lives are directed from the General Science Laboratory,
where, residing amidst tadpoles and dead fish, we are
led by Mr. S. Guffogg - whose wisdom and wit is
apparently unrivalled. Our world revolves around equi-potential
surfaces, chloroacetic acids and trigonometrical
functions, and we all have a keen eye on our futures:
one of our members has discovered a new method for
transforming gold into lead; while reports have come in
from totally unreliable sources that half of the form
was found incapacitated in the Chemistry Lab., having
successfully tried to prepare alcohol by the destructive
distillation of potato chips.
Unfortunately,
although reports of our extra-curricular activities
would be infinitely more interesting, they would be
infinitely more unprintable.
M.V.
6UM
High in the clouds,
far from the madding crowd and "lulled by the soft
zephyrs through the broken pane" is that shrine of
learning room 14. Each morning the 6UM crew in goodly
order having been "kicked ouda bed arf an hour ago."
The gentlemen of the
crew number twenty-five and are distinguished in many
ways, some of which defy description and have been
omitted. The division between Maths and English students
splits us into two camps (we converse on occasions). The
struggles of the English students are relieved by the
Evans-Jenkins, Sharphouse-Rasman amalgam of wit, the
England-Markstein-Kendell get-away-with-anything gang,
the outspokenness of Bissonnet, the un-swerving,
unceasing devotion to duty of Essam and the wisdom of
Finney the well read. At the same time the
unpredictables, "leathers Mobbs", Smith and Thorneycroft
the eminent economists, and Ward, the original Honda
advertisement, keep in constant anticipation of a better
day tomorrow.
On the Maths front the
numbers are small (only nine) but the will to succeed
and the obsession with figures are strong. Brown and
Alcock are good exponents of the art of comedy and have
been known to imitate a certain Scotsman. The gay
light-hearted abandon of Sullivan, Ryan, Ager and Davies
conceals a capacity for frantic study. Friend Hawney is
a worthy lad who manages to combine a brilliant academic
mind with Herculean physical powers with which he leaves
the Monday morning P.E. class aghast. To these names of
high repute must be added those of Butlin and Simmons.
Butlin is rarely seen these days without a copy of the
Financial Times nonchalantly protruding from his satchel
from which he will gladly outline the financial crisis
of the day. In Simmons, we are blessed with a thinker of
the avant garde whose views shine through in debates and
memorable classroom comments.
Author's note. The names in the above have not been
changed only the facts have been mutilated. Libel suits
therefore can not be entertained.
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